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Expectations
Leaving Kiel in early August, I expected the North Sea to toughen me up, test decisions and bring strong wind and high waves. It did. Long planning sessions daily: wind, waves, currents, tide tables. No room for mistakes, no refuges or anchorages nearby.
After a week, checking data and calculating ideal departure and arrival times felt automatic.
Waves, currents and fishermen
The North Sea always moves. Waves don’t appear or disappear; they simply exist, endless day-and-night breathing. Add five-knot streams, turning steady progress into fighting for metres. Shoals everywhere. Fishermen the local kings: straight at you, nets either side, gulls behind, without fuss.
And remarkable variety: first red cliffs at Heligoland, tacking up the Elbe, a Wangerooge seal, Norderney hares, Groningen at sunset like a living stage set.
Fuck-ups and lessons
• The stern-tube seal at Wangerooge developed its own personality as an onboard fountain. A modification that still makes me nervous about going to sea.
• Delfzijl lock taught us not to enter a confined space with a barge. Price: the pulpit bent and torn from its starboard mounts.
• A fishing vessel off Spiekeroog showed how a sail blocks your view at the worst moment.
• Büsum’s fairway and the wind ‘only we experienced’ reminded us forecasts are theory. Learn to read clouds and pressure like a book.
• Kiel Canal berthing gave us classic fatigue: one line secured, then dropped while running for another. Lucky the lines were long enough.
• Waves tore out the heads mounting and broke the saloon door. It now closes by persuasion rather than hand.
• A burst heat pad rust-stained the hull; every mistake added a scratch. The sea dislikes smooth surfaces.
New skills
• Waterkaarten, locks and opening bridges mastered. No mysteries left.
• Real-world tidal planning. Tables, charts and clocks became daily routine.
• Tested the boat, from a lock-wall impact to settling into Spiekeroog mud.
Feelings
Fear stopped my heart at the lock wall or while being swept sideways in the Ems. Joy opened it at gulls over fishermen or the meadow scent of Spiekeroog. And a childhood dream fulfilled: my own boat through a city’s heart.
The finish
Just over five hundred miles in two weeks, dozens of bridges and locks, calm and squalls, towns you’d never otherwise reach. Beyond the familiar Baltic into a world where each tide matters more than engine or chart.
Sometimes frightening, sometimes funny, mostly beautiful. Two weeks became a story impossible to forget.
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